Daveed Reviews

Cough Syrup

I have a cough. I bought some cough syrup. The makers of the cough syrup claim it's cherry flavored. I'd rather chug a bottle of the last liquor I did shots of that made me puke than take a swig of this "cherry" flavored gasoline; the only thing "cherry" about it is the color.

The first shot of cough syrup I took last week caught me so off guard with its wretchedness that I popped a nerve in my neck when my head jerked in repulsion. Last time I took the syrup, I did it Jose Quervo shooter style with the salt on the hand and a lime to follow. Nossir, that ain't sippin’ cough syrup!

My cough syrup claims to be both an expectorant and a cough suppressant. Don’t you need to cough in order to expectorate? How do you expectorate if your cough is suppressed? Mostly, I like the fact that this cough syrup makes my coughs “more productive”. I think this is what the American work force needs because I’m tired of the Japanese always beating us in productivity.

posted by daveed @ 27.2.06