Daveed Reviews

Snot Faced Kids

I usually reserve that label for the neighborhood kids that cry to their parents after I beat their asses for ding-dong ditching me. Don't mess with me - I can kick the crap out of any 12 year old!

My 3-year old niece, Karson, has an endless supply of snot and mucus spewing from her nose. And, if it's not flowing, it's dried and crusted up on her face. Don't get me wrong: I love her and her snot is the most special snot I can ever imagine wiping from the face of a small child.

This is not a photo of my niece. It's someone else's niece. I think it's pretty impressive.

Firstly, take note of the horse-shoe shape of the snot, indicating full-throttle snot-face. A single line of snot from the nose is an indication of the child's lack of dedication to the snot-faced movement.

Next, admire the bubble. This is an advanced maneuver, eclipsed only by the snot bubble-snot dribble move in which the snot is expelled, the bubble blown, then more snot released inside the bubble.

Finally, check out the additional bodily fluid being excreted by this child in the form of a line of drool making its way from the mouth to the chin to the bib.

Not sure I have permission to post this. I'll take it down and sulk appropriately if not.

posted by daveed @ 27.3.06