Sunday, April 16, 2006

Darkness Rating System (DRS)

Again, in my attempt to be a full-service blogger, I have developed the Darkness Rating System, hereafter known as DRS. Knowing that not eberyone wants to read about my middle finger and who it may be pointing at, not to mention other couch-type moments, I'll attach a DRS rating to each and every post that may offend the happy people. Below is the DRS scale:

1 Dark, but in a light hearted way

2 Mildy dark. Will still make you smile

3 Kinda Dark, but not really. Actually, more gray, than dark

4 Pretty dark. May need a flashlight

5 Break out the night vision goggles

I will also accept complaints about incorrect DRS ratings. After all, I aim to please.

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